This is probably the most narcissistic meme ever, but what the hell, everyone else is doing it. Stolen from mizzmarvel, but I've seen it everywhere.

If you would like, please quote a bit of my writing at me. Find that one story of mine that you really like, and find a sentence or a paragraph that presses your prose-buttons in the right way, and comment here with it. I don't care how long or short the excerpt is.

All my stuff is here.

Stolen from lordhellebore...

List 10 fictional characters you'd have sex with.

( Huh. I guess I'm fictionally bisexual. )

I want everyone on my flist to do this one! It's fun. :)

1. Pick 10 of your favourite movies.
2. Go to IMDB and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. No Googling/using IMDb search functions.

1) "You know what? Fuck beauty contests. Life is one fucking beauty contest after another. School, then college, then work... Fuck that." Little Miss Sunshine, guessed by sandwichartist7

2) "I'm not a doctor but it looks like you're hurt."
"Sexy, isn'it?"

3) "Never tell me the odds." Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back, guessed by rainbowgoddess

4) "Sucking all the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone." The Dead Poet's Society, guessed by talula728

5) "Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it because you're not really looking. You don't really want to know the secret... You want to be fooled." The Prestige, guessed by pinnacles, rainbowgoddess

6) "Old people can be so sweet." Clueless, guessed by hannastar

7) "I am most seriously displeased."

8) "Lesbian? Lesbian? Are you fucking kidding me, you think I'm a lesbian?"
"You're a girl in love with a girl, aren't you?" Lost and Delirious, guessed by ishidashipper

9) "I'm doomed! And all 'cause Miss Man decides to take her little drag show on the road." Mulan, guessed by rainbowgoddess

10) "You're the devil."

My fav. part of Christmas is finally here (okay, maybe not my favorite part...)!

Step One
- Make a post (public, friendslocked, filtered...whatever you're comfortable with) to your LJ. The post should contain your list of 10 holiday wishes. The wishes can be anything at all, from simple and fandom-related ("I'd love a Snape/Hermione icon that's just for me") to medium ("I wish for _____ on DVD") to really big ("All I want for Christmas is a new car/computer/house/TV.") The important thing is, make sure these wishes are things you really, truly want.

- If you wish for real life things (not fics or icons), make sure you include some sort of contact info in your post, whether it's your address or just your email address where Santa (or one of his elves) could get in touch with you.

- Also, make sure you post some version of these guidelines in your LJ, so that the holiday joy will spread.

Step Two
- Surf around your friendslist (or friendsfriends, or just random journals) to see who has posted their list. And now here's the important part:

- If you see a wish you can grant, and it's in your heart to do so, make someone's wish come true. Sometimes someone's trash is another's treasure, and if you have a leather jacket you don't want or a gift certificate you won't use—or even know where you could get someone's dream purebred Basset Hound for free—do it.

You needn't spend money on these wishes unless you want to. The point isn't to put people out, it's to provide everyone a chance to be someone else's holiday elf—to spread the joy. Gifts can be made anonymously or not — it's your call.

There are no rules with this project, no guarantees, and no strings attached. Just...wish, and it might come true. Give, and you might receive. And you'll have the joy of knowing you made someone's holiday special.

( My Wishes )

And I hope some of y'all will spread this to your own journals! This is such a fun meme! :)

Grabbed this from mizzmarvel.

1. Comment to this post with the name of a character that I have written in fic. Or geeked out about.

2. I will comment telling you the following:
a. What initially prompted me to like the character enough to write about him/her.
b. One of his/her best traits.
c. One of his/her worst traits.
d. How easy/difficult I find it to write the character.
e. The story/chapter/paragraph/phrase where I feel that I truly captured the character (if I've written them).
f. My plans (if any) to write the character in the near future.

Again, I'm grabbing this from mizzmarvel, but it's been all over in many forms, and I've finally decided to participate.

(Sorry for the meme spamming, recently. Usually I don't feel the need to participate in them all, but the last few have been really cool.)

Name a character and I'll tell you three (or more) facts about them from my own personal headcanon.

I'm stealing this from mizzmarvel, but it's been all over. Thought I'd play along.

If you had me under your command and could make me write anything, regardless of whether or not I know the fandom or if anybody even writes fic in that fandom and no matter how crack-addled it might be, what would you love to see me write?

This meme has been all over, and I like it.

1. Harken back to your archives.
2. Collect the first sentence you wrote every month for the whole year.
3. Entertain us.

January: Well, a large group gathered at my tiny house for our New Year's Eve party.
February: Life is odd.
March: A friend observes me taking my pill.
April: I have a job interview in Peoria, IL.
May: I have ONE MORE FINAL (Philosophy, should be a breeze), then I'm finished!
June: When I was a young thing, I used to read a lot of Lori Wick, a Christian romance writer.
July: I saw Pirates II, and didn't really care for it.
August: Well, I've been living with Grandma for over two weeks now.
September: Grandma is very sick, and it looks like she won't be living for much longer.
October: I AM GOING ON VACATION!
November: I wanted to write a silly humor fic, so here it is.
December: My little brother, like a lot of little kids, likes to repeat commercials.

What a year.

Man, I've been really meme-happy the last few days. I should probably stop before I piss off my entire flist. :)

01 - Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
02 - I will respond by asking you five questions of a very intimate and creepily personal nature. Or not so creepy/personal.
03 - You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
04 - You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the post.
05 - When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

( My answers behind the cut because I talk too much. )

1. List five of your fandoms.
2. Ask your friends list which character in each fandom they think you're most like.
3. Do the same when/if your friends post this on their LJ.

Five Fandoms

- Animorphs
- Star Trek (TOS-VOY)
- Baby-Sitter's Club
- Digimon (01-Tamers)
- Harry Potter

Also, a random thought for the day: I've decided that the Marauders are basically the South Park kids. Cartmen is Peter, Kenny is Remus, James is Stan, Sirius is Kyle, and Wendy is Lily. I now want to write a crackfic crossover where they're all drawn Japanese dojinshi style.

felinephoenix posted a couple fun memes that she got from perpetual_poet and moriath. Thought I'd give it a try, too!

Tell me of a fandom you know I know of and I'll tell you:

1. The first character I first fell in love with
2. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now
3. The character everyone else loves that I don't
4. The character I love that everyone else hates
5. The character I used to love but don't any longer
6. The character I would shag anytime
7. The character I'd want to be like
8. The character I'd slap
9. A pairing that I love
10. A pairing that I despise

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1. Post a list of 10 of your favorite fandoms.
2. Have your friends list guess your favorite character from each fandom.
3. When guessed, bold the line and write a sentence about why you like that character.

1. Animorphs
2. Everworld
3. Fullmetal Alchemist
4. Weiss Kreuz
5. Digimon (1st and 2nd Season)
6. Harry Potter
7. The Sentinel
8. The X-Files
9. Star Trek (Everything except Enterprise)
10. CSI:LV

Doing them together because a) I want to be felinephoenix when I grow up, and I am so her net stalker and b) it gives you a convenient list of fandoms that I'm into for the first meme!